Jimmy kimmel live live after the midterms full monologue

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On a special LIVE show after the midterms, Jimmy shows off a million graphs, talks about the election results including the Beto Cruz race, checks in with his dad who looks exactly like Wolf Blitzer, gets a visit from President George Washington (Fred Willard) via living hologram, and shares the results of a new #LieWitnessNews where we tell people that Kid Rock won the special election for Senate. Lie Witness News - Did You Vote in the Midterms Today? SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #KIMMEL: Watch Mean Tweets: Connect with Jimmy Kimmel Live Online: Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live WEBSITE: Jimmy Kimmel on FACEBOOK: Jimmy Kimmel Live on FACEBOOK: @JimmyKimmel on TWITTER: Jimmy Kimmel Live on TWITTER: Jimmy Kimmel Live on INSTAGRAM: About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show. "Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 5.6 billion views on YouTube alone. Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, YouTube Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo. Now in its sixteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon. Jimmy Kimmel Live LIVE After the Midterms FULL Monologue
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Big Game Shane
Big Game Shane

I'm a Texan, I'm so devastated Beto didn't win. We don't deserve him.

2018-11-07
Kay Dlg
Kay Dlg

Texas really voted for someone born in Canada as opposed to Beto who was born.... in Texas. I can't breathe.

2018-11-07
Illusional Questions
Illusional Questions

The most hilarious thing about the United States of America... Is the word “United”.

2018-11-07
holly pass
holly pass

Beto is such a good man. I don’t even live in Texas and I’m devastated.

2018-11-07
COOKIE WOKE
COOKIE WOKE

I'm so tired of politics

2018-11-08
Kay Dlg
Kay Dlg

Better things are ahead for Beto. ❤️

2018-11-07
V's bias ARMY
V's bias ARMY

So freaking disappointed that Beto didn’t win 😞😔 These comments 😂😂 chill out negative Nacy’s it was JUST MY OPINION!!!!! 😂😂 anyways...! Thank you, Next! 😉

2018-11-07
Ali Jamal
Ali Jamal

What's happening with Floridians???

2018-11-07
sebastian licht
sebastian licht

Trump is unbelievably corrupt and a national embarrassment, it was republicans who got rid of corrupt Richard Nixon who was not half of the liar Donald Trump is. We need to band together to impeach Trump BEFORE the 2020 election so we can have a decent republican in the race. I don't want to have to vote THIRD PARTY AGAIN next election!

2018-11-11
Im gonna have this name for 2 months I regert this
Im gonna have this name for 2 months I regert this

I’m suprised my alabama is a blue state now

2018-11-07
Heitwebb Bbbb
Heitwebb Bbbb

America has turned into an abomination. Our first president George Washington didn’t want Our nation to be divided. That’s why he said he didn’t want any political parties. Our nation has turned upside down. I live in Texas and I’m nervous for our state.

2018-11-07
TheKidd2013
TheKidd2013

One of the reasons why I voted was cause Jimmy constantly brought up change, we lost here in Texas but it gave me hope, thanks Jimmy!

2018-11-07
Christian Schoff
Christian Schoff

This midterm was insane

2018-11-07
stewjd76
stewjd76

What a disappointment in Georgia and Florida's governor races. Is that what you're really made of GA and FL?? Do voter suppression tactics and racist comments not mean anything to folks there?? Unbelievable.

2018-11-07
Paul Ramos
Paul Ramos

If Beto runs for any presidential race, and his opponent is that sleazy lizard, Zodiac Killer, foreign-born, more white than Latino creepy lying Cruz, Beto WINS. Beto, you're the true WINNER!

2018-11-07
Elliott Collier
Elliott Collier

I miss when Jimmy Kimmel did comedy. :/

2018-11-07
Code 96
Code 96

Didn't I See The Mega Micro Map Joke On Trevor Noah's "Daily Show" Earlier?

2018-11-07
zio420
zio420

Stop using dark magic, Jimmy.

2018-11-07
Millie Ruff
Millie Ruff

Florida claims the title of most racist state...

2018-11-07
Angelos Vlahos
Angelos Vlahos

From a European's standpoint this probably was the best possible result. The Republicans are content The Democrats are happy The delusional Trump ass kissers feel smart. The anti-trump people feel like they actually mean something. And Trump doesn't have to cry in the middle of the night. America isn't United, but atleast they are fairly happy as Divided. Or atleast this week

2018-11-08
Ashley Cole
Ashley Cole

Beto deserves better 😢

2018-11-07
Courage Karnga
Courage Karnga

Congratulations, Democrats! We did it! Now Trump will pay for all his many crimes!

2018-11-07
Scott Casey
Scott Casey

Jimmy Kimmel isnt funny.

2018-11-07
Sasi Kumar
Sasi Kumar

Go democrats

2018-11-07
nope notme
nope notme

I just noticed something on jimmys map. Look at the blue. Its all the area's that we lose in climate change as the water rises. Thats why the center doesn't really care. Google the map of what america looks like with climate change and water rise.

2018-11-07
Terpenator
Terpenator

On the Mega Map it seems like the blue spots just happened to be places where there are lots of foreign people. Weird.

2018-11-07
Choo Choo MotherTrucker
Choo Choo MotherTrucker

Let the investigations begin!!!

2018-11-07
GODZILLA 123
GODZILLA 123

Don’t let this distract u that the warriors blew a 3-1 lead with the greatest regular season record and team of all time.

2018-11-07
tigerbiterhater
tigerbiterhater

Don’t let this distract y’all from the fact that Hector’s running 3 Honda Civics with Spoon Engines. Plus he just went to Harry’s to pick 3 t66 turbos with Nos and motek exhaust system.

2018-11-07
TNM001
TNM001

one day it will be revealed that the reason Florida races are always this close is because they have such a smart way of cheating. you know, like dictators win by 99%? yea...who believes that. but by 1000 votes? sure...thats believable ;)

2018-11-07
Mark Lannister
Mark Lannister

look at all the triggered conservatives.

2018-11-07
XBlend pc
XBlend pc

Jimmy always reminds us how the youth of this country know nothing about what's going on it's funny

2018-11-07
Emilio Cordova
Emilio Cordova

I used to lean more to the left, but after seeing how close minded the left actually is (even by trying not to be) by watching Steve Crowder and a few Ben Shapiro's videos, it really scares me where being liberal might lead us.

2018-11-07
Munish K
Munish K

Best thing Jimmys dad said is that Pelosi is spewing nonsense 😂🤣

2018-11-08
Man Whodrinksbeer
Man Whodrinksbeer

That’s a nice tv in the green room!

2018-11-07
SickGame
SickGame

Late night shows are so biased. It wasn't even a blue wave. Had this been a presidential election, Trump would have won again.

2018-11-07
Katame
Katame

I think people would enjoy your show more of it wasn't so political. We watch your show to take a break from reality not revel in the madness.

2018-11-07
Dani Awad
Dani Awad

The left have forgotten how to do comedy. How times have changed.

2018-11-07
Jacob Bond
Jacob Bond

Nothing changed....Dems got the House back...by a pretty slim margin.. wohoo for you, Republicans still control the Senate and the White House...good luck passing anything

2018-11-07
Bo-jivan Parker
Bo-jivan Parker

American is so weird. Even when the map shows vast majority republican they mock them. It just comes off as a sad attempt to be relevant.

2018-11-08
Mike Jones
Mike Jones

Scott Walker and Kris Kobach lost! Thats great news! A corrupt Koch brothers hoe and a corrupt election tampering thief gone!

2018-11-08
Sri Raj
Sri Raj

Did America rise from ashes again after its debacle?? Better it does !!

2018-11-07
OshaAl 82
OshaAl 82

Oui Oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Lafayette

2018-11-07
jason blood
jason blood

Wasn’t Jimmy Kimmel the guy who had women with big breast jumping on a trampoline on an old show? If so when did he become such a PU*SY 😂

2018-11-07
Haswanth Thetraingod
Haswanth Thetraingod

Really? REALLY? You literally just spread actual fake news!! This is like candy to TRUMP. I really don't get Jimmy kimmel's jokes, ever.

2018-11-09
tico valle
tico valle

Jimmy always crying about something 😢😂

2018-11-07
Gilda deSousa
Gilda deSousa

Just keep doing what your doing Jimmy humour and politics are hand and hand .

2018-11-07
Matthew Creigh
Matthew Creigh

Nah mate, frantically eating his tax returns, just like the Omorosa told

2018-11-07
PCMasterRace
PCMasterRace

Yeah, but why did Kimmel use the 2008 map? To make it seem like Democrats actually won counties in this election?

2018-11-10
TheBraveBee
TheBraveBee

Whats wrong with eating dinner at 4:30?

2018-11-07
Jay Rock Jinx
Jay Rock Jinx

I was able to help turn my red state blue.

2018-11-07
metallicak5
metallicak5

Beto is a little modern day hippie....empty promises, no clear solutions to problems. I’m not a Ted Cruz fan but he actually explained detailed solutions to problems in the debates.

2018-11-08
Saint James
Saint James

Personal jokes about the Presidents family???? Does it get any lower???? How "creative" how lame.

2018-11-07
claronium 780
claronium 780

*He won against a much more popular/likeable guy...TED CRUZ can only be stopped by a silver bullet or a stake through the heart apparently!*

2018-11-10
BJB
BJB

Agggh hahahaha cry for us Jimmy come show us a liberal tear pretty please

2018-11-08
Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

Why is Jimmy taking shots at George Washington? Seriously?

2018-11-08
Basketball Player
Basketball Player

If you could vote on your smartphone the election results would be completely different

2018-11-08
Kapteeni Finland
Kapteeni Finland

Did people really think that Texas and other southern states would vote Democrat? Get real.

2018-11-07
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12:00 BT21 in the background

2018-11-09
my namejeff
my namejeff

Out of curiosity what is your problem with Ted Cruz? Joking about his looks aside, what is the problem with Ted?

2018-11-07
larry fisher
larry fisher

Where was the funny part?🤔

2018-11-09
Stephan Watts
Stephan Watts

Thank God we are still winning, MAGA ,

2018-11-07
MLG HELP
MLG HELP

"Ted Cruz is the only vampire that ages like a human being." Lol😅

2018-11-07
Jason Neuman
Jason Neuman

Oh Jimmy, why'd u have to get into politics

2018-11-07
Felix Garcia
Felix Garcia

Why is his hand shaking is he okay?

2018-11-08
Jose T
Jose T

Fake talk show host

2018-11-07
Paul Ramos
Paul Ramos

Jimmy should talk with the Greatest President and Republican ever, Abraham Abe Lincoln.

2018-11-07
STONEFREE1962
STONEFREE1962

*B L U E* - *W A V E*

2018-11-07
Jane Doe
Jane Doe

Human Blobfish Ted Cruz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2018-11-07
MeSoJonny
MeSoJonny

A ccw card is state issued while a college id isn’t. Pretty simple

2018-11-07
Alan Verastigue
Alan Verastigue

Cook county represent lol

2018-11-07
dena l
dena l

Jimmy nimble Jimmy be quick jump over the Communist stick and stay there.

2018-11-07
GODZILLA 123
GODZILLA 123

Bro had did my man Andrew Gillum lose. All the other guy said was I support trump and he won. That’s wild

2018-11-07
- Maher
- Maher

Robert is an idiot

2018-11-07
BigBoi Trevor
BigBoi Trevor

None of your votes mattered lmao.

2018-11-07
YingTong Chow
YingTong Chow

I am a Democrat n I love jimmy but can he pls be less biased

2018-11-07
Good Messenger Jennifer 2.0/Malak
Good Messenger Jennifer 2.0/Malak

Repent.

2018-11-11
nope notme
nope notme

In two years the things the senate does until then. Will decide if demicrats take that too in 2020.

2018-11-07
Cheryl Taylor
Cheryl Taylor

Excuse me???? Are these people really serious about Kid Rock???? That stupidity is simply unexplainable!!! The "strongest" country in the world is being run by idiots including it's "leader". OMG!! Do you know how this looks to soooo many other countries?? You guys have to clean this up. Get rid of that "leader", educate these stupid people and simplify your election process. It is the MOST convoluted system EVER. Do you know every state has a different method for voting and counting ballots? You think that's bad? Almost every COUNTY has a different system. It's no wonder Florida can't get it right!!!

2018-11-10
New Message
New Message

A blitz of Blitzers

2018-11-07
Culminatr
Culminatr

45 said on his Campaign Trail for the past month, telling his constituents to “forget” the Republican Candidate on the Ballot, just image “you’re voting for me”. Well … they did … and 45 lost the MAJORITY VOTE AGAIN (once in 2016 and now in 2018). Well done to all the Blue Voters … you kicked 45’s ass for the second time!!!!

2018-11-07
Tohnnia Holts
Tohnnia Holts

I'm glad Ted won!

2018-11-09
MrNepaliThakur
MrNepaliThakur

STD results.....LOL !!!

2018-11-07
New Message
New Message

God.. I didn't even consider Thanksgiving.. this year is gonna be a continual fistfight... Guh.

2018-11-07
nope notme
nope notme

Riddled with VD

2018-11-07
vsboy 25
vsboy 25

Trump will win in 2020

2018-11-07
Lord of Evil
Lord of Evil

George Washington would've hated the communist jimmy kimmel

2018-11-07
Ken Sunday
Ken Sunday

Third

2018-11-07
The Dashing Shooter
The Dashing Shooter

*L O S E R S*

2018-11-07
Bear That Fought Khabib
Bear That Fought Khabib

It's sad people don't know who StEFI GRAF is These idiots just laughed without knowing who the legend was. She would smoke Serena

2018-11-07
Ava Ava
Ava Ava

Make America worse again 😂

2018-11-07
Derrick Stellar
Derrick Stellar

Trigger Blumpkin

2018-11-08
نايك ال سعود
نايك ال سعود

America needs another civil war!

2018-11-07
Leon Wellz
Leon Wellz

That is the most blue ive seen Mississippi😭 Im proud.

2018-11-07
Godspeed
Godspeed

So much for a blue wave. Lol

2018-11-08
Scorpio Snake
Scorpio Snake

Really dissapointed we lost even bigger in the Senate than before .

2018-11-07
Sam Sung
Sam Sung

roses are red. house oozes blue. no need to fret. trump stands for you.

2018-11-08
Alina Mulder
Alina Mulder

лох

2018-11-07
Dizy Tizy
Dizy Tizy

So the only motivation for getting Trump out, is because he is Trump (Not through elections). Not because there is any evidence of Russian conclusion or Tax evasion or whatever else. Two years of making accusations and not a single bit of it was motivated by evidence, sure they found a story here and there but it lead nowhere. How can the media be so persuasive about something which never had a bases. This makes you wonder, can you really trust the media? We can dig up dirt on 99% of people. The question I need to ask myself is, why do I believe someone that lies? The answer is clear, I myself have prejudiced and shady motivations and I need to justify them. Liberals today are just a seething group of hate, they no different than a group of girls ganging up on others. Fixated, nasty, trying to cut people down. We could almost classify this as a behavior disorder. They project their hate outwards, but the issues are with them. Inward, obsessed, naive people that don't know or want to know about the real issues facing the country. They can only think of their wants and whats in front of them today. No country should be lead by emotional impulsive people. How far will they push their agendas once they are in power. Will there be any restraint. Will they think of the consequence or cost. Or will they do things out of spite. Are they in a rational state of mind? I don't think so, they mostly dismiss all concerns from half the country as if they don't matter. In a strange way it seems like they trying to attack their own people. Its madness and self destructive. They don't know where their loyalties lie, or who is trying to watch their back. They are being taken for a ride and the media is not the voice of the people. They don't really give a F#& about you.

2018-11-10
Chris Mayne
Chris Mayne

They're so mad Beto lost lol 😂😂😂😂😂

2018-11-07